Riddles
Updated August 5, 2020 |
Infoplease Staff
Riddles
What kind of bow can't you tie?
What do you call a tropical bird in Alaska? Lost! |
How does an ocean say hello? It waves! |
What says abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, gulp? You, when you're eating alphabet soup! |
Five people stood under an umbrella, and none of them got wet. Why? It wasn't raining! |
What did the cowboy say when he walked into a bar? Ouch! |
They go around a room but don't move. What are they? Walls! |
What do you call fish with no eyes? Fsh! |
What can run but not walk? A faucet! |
What happened when Batman and Robin got run over? They became Flatman and Ribbon. |
What kind of table has no top and no legs? A multiplication table! |
How do you get fur from a skunk? Run fast and you'll soon be fur away! |
What is produced only in Canada? Canadians! |
What kind of bow can't you tie? A rainbow! |
You can hold it, but you can't touch it. What is it? A discussion! |
Why does the traffic light turn red? Because it has to change in front of people. |
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