Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce: The Ineffective Rooter
Updated May 14, 2020 |
Infoplease Staff
The Ineffective Rooter
A DRUNKEN Man was lying in the road with a bleeding nose, upon which he had fallen, when a Pig passed that way.
"You wallow fairly well," said the Pig, "but, my fine fellow, you have much to learn about rooting."
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