Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce: The Alderman and the Raccoon
Updated May 14, 2020 |
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The Alderman and the Raccoon
"I SEE quite a number of rings on your tail," said an Alderman to a Raccoon that he met in a zoological garden.
"Yes," replied the Raccoon, "and I hear quite a number of tales on your ring."
The Alderman, being of a sensitive, retiring disposition, shrank from further comparison, and, strolling to another part of the garden, stole the camel.
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