The Devil's Dictionary: Wine

Updated May 14, 2020 | Infoplease Staff
by Ambrose Bierce
WIDOW
WIT

WINE

-n.

Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

.com/t/lit/devils-dictionary/W/12.html
Sources +