30 Best "Bob's Burgers" Quotes

Updated August 24, 2023 | Infoplease Staff

Are you a fan of witty one-liners and hilarious puns? Do you enjoy watching animated shows that keep you laughing from start to finish? Look no further than the beloved series "Bob's Burgers"! With its clever writing, quirky characters, and an endless supply of jokes, this show has become a fan favorite over the years. And what better way to celebrate the humor and heart of "Bob's Burgers" than by compiling a list of the 30 best quotes from the series?

Whether you're a long-time fan or just starting to watch, we guarantee these quotes will have you laughing and smiling. So, let's get started!

30 Funniest Quotes From "Bob's Burgers"

From Bob's deadpan sarcasm to Louise's mischievous wit, these quotes are sure to have you chuckling and quoting your favorites for days. Sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh out loud with the 30 best "Bob's Burgers" quotes that will have you saying, "Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!"

"I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else." — Tina Belcher.
"I don't need a boy to pay attention to me. I'll pay attention to myself" — Linda Belcher.
"I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me." — Louise Belcher.
"I'm not going to rest until I find out who did this. And then I'll take a nap." — Gene Belcher.
"I’m no hero, I’m just a guy who doesn’t like it when people get hurt… and go poop." — Mr. Fischoeder.

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"I have to go. But if I find one dead body in that crawl space, I’m gonna be madder than a mosquito in a mannequin factory." — Linda Belcher.
"I don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm." — Louise Belcher.
"If you have a problem with the way I run my restaurant, I'll be happy to give you a refund." — Bob Belcher.
"I'm not a hero, I'm a mother." — Linda Belcher.
"I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman who doesn't need a man to pay her bills." — Linda Belcher.

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"I'm not a hero. I'm a fry-cook girl" — Tina Belcher.
"You know what they say about a third nipple: it means you're extra good at something." — Louise Belcher.
"I'm sorry, did I get my sass in your eye?" — Louise Belcher.
"I'm not afraid of hard work. I just don't like it." — Bob Belcher.
"If you want to make an omelette, you have to break some legs." — Louise Belcher.

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"I think I have a splinter in my neck. I need a necksplint." — Gene Belcher.
"I'm not a smart man, I just do dumb things." — Bob Belcher.
"I'm not good at sports. I'm not good at school. All I'm good at is reading Tina's erotic friend fiction." — Gene Belcher.
"I'm sorry, I don't speak 'people who aren't the best.'" — Louise Belcher.
"As my mom says, 'you gotta put your behind in your past.'" — Gene Belcher.

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"Oh my god, my heart just pooped its pants." — Louise Belcher.
"We're all just one bad decision away from becoming burgers." — Bob Belcher.
"I'm not a hero, I'm a bro. I'm a super bro." — Gene Belcher.
"I'm like a chameleon, but with butts." — Louise Belcher.
"I'm sorry, are you saying 'Boo' or 'Boo-urns'?" — Louise Belcher.

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"I'm no hero, I'm a sandwich." — Bob Belcher.
"I'm not sure I can trust a place that lets people in the front door." — Tina Belcher.
"I'll be there with bells on!... Just kidding, I'll be naked." — Linda Belcher.
"I'm not a hero, I'm a man who sells burgers." — Bob Belcher.
"I'm sorry, I was thinking about cake." — Linda Belcher.

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Belchers, Burgers, and Bob, Oh My!

So there you have it, the very best of "Bob's Burgers"! These hilarious and heartwarming quotes show us the importance of family, friendship, and following our dreams. Whether you're a fan of Tina's awkward charm, Louise's cunning, or Gene's musical genius, there's something for everyone to love in this beloved animated sitcom. And if you are interested in more cartoon content, why not test yourself with a quiz, Can You Guess the Anime?